FINAL GIRL explores the slasher flicks of the '70s and '80s...and all the other horror movies I feel like talking about, too. This is life on the EDGE, so beware yon spoilers!

Feb 9, 2011

alright then!

UPDATE: Don't order anything! Nothing is for sale! Read this. I'm sorting it out.

You know, whenever I post one of my Illustrated Guides to the Deaths in Friday the 13th (Part Whatever), someone suggests putting the pictures on a t-shirt. Okay, I did it. Look at this dude!


He's so happy in his overpriced t-shirt, isn't he? Yeah, this is now for sale at Zazzle.com now effing unavailable- as it's a vanity press, the prices are not low. Someday, when I wish upon a star, I will be able to make my own shirts and they will be cheaper. For now, though, this is what we've got!

Then I made a couple of other things, too, including these mugs:


Then I went even further and put Mark on a beer stein because...well, the idea of a cartoon drawing of a wheelchair-bound dude with a machete in his head on a GD stein just tickled me too much not to make it a reality. I don't expect anyone to actually buy these things, but the picture makes it all worth it. When I have a castle, however, rest assured- I will have a complete collection of Friday the 13th steins.

13 comments:

Daniel said...

Even The Mighty Thor loves stick figure F13!

Missy Y. (formerly A Case of You) said...

Aw... I want a Kevin Bacon arrow-through-the-neck mug.

Stacie Ponder said...

Nothing is ever good enough for you people!

Arbogast said...

That Steve Christy is eerily on-target! Eer-ill-eee.

Anonymous said...

All I need now is to find someone with a small child to whom I can give the 'Infant Organic Creeper' version!... small pleasures, small pleasures.

JA said...

My boyfriend is just gonna have to deal with his Valentine's Day present being a week late now because he is gonna love that Mark mug so much! Or I will, whatever, he's getting it and it will be in our home where I can use it myself. Hooray!

Vicki said...

Putting in my vote for a Mrs. Voorhees/Jessica Fletcher combo!

Emily said...

I will be getting one or two of these as a Valentine to myself. Myself thanks you.

CashBailey said...

I was wondering what Eric Stoltz in PULP FICTION was up to these days.

Modelling shirts for Stacie, as it turns out.

breedaniels said...

PRAISE THE LORD!!! I will be getting my t-shirt in two weeks, after I get a new iPod.......

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I gots to have a Mark mug. Thanks Stacie!
deb

A_Wonder_Book_Of_Rockets said...

Ooooh, I would SO buy these!

Matt-suzaka said...

Those are all almost as amazing as my double wolf t-shirt where one wolf is howling at the moon, while the other looks forward with an intense look in its eye.

I think when you are done with F13, you should move onto Italian cannibal films with there own series of mugs and t-shirts! Stick figure turtle death? Why not?!