FINAL GIRL explores the slasher flicks of the '70s and '80s...and all the other horror movies I feel like talking about, too. This is life on the EDGE, so beware yon spoilers!

Jan 21, 2011

Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter


I like to pretend she's listed in the credits as "Banana Girl" instead of "Hitchhiker", so there you go. Also, Jason came out looking sort of like Meatwad, I just realized. Also also, there's a lot of defenestrations in this film. Also also also, Jason is very (literally) hands on with almost everyone in The Final Chapter, so we get plenty of looks at his Lee Gross-On Nails.

Other F13 Illustrated Guides:

Part One
Part Two
Part Three

14 comments:

Chris H said...

Your drawing of Tina looks oddly aroused at her defenestration.

Daniel said...

All these years and i still trying to figure out how Samantha's boat didn't sink.

Drunketh said...

I like Tina.

Hud said...

I don't get Rob's...but then I don't remember how he died.

Hud

PS love Ted - looks like he gave himself a flaming mohican.

Sam said...

Jason looks so cute in that picture. Like you could make a little, cuddly doll out of him.

Anonymous said...

Hahaha, Jason looks awesome. Love it. He definitely has a meatwad look. When i think about Jason's face (which is all the time) thats how I imagine it.
deb

Stacie Ponder said...

Rob got impaled and lifted into the air via spear through the crotch.

Stacie Ponder said...

No duh, sorry- that's Paul. Rob gets stabbed a bunch of times with a garden implement, but you don't see it. Trish finds his dead body, but he's just a bloody lump lying on the ground, facing away from the camera in the dark. Really hard to make out!

Anonymous said...

These are brilliant.

Joel Henry Minkin said...

What happens to Mrs. Jarvis? Do her hands get cut off?

Joel Henry Minkin said...

Also, a rhetorical question: How many defenestrations is too many defenestrations? I'm gonna say no less than eight.

John Fears said...

You've captured the great expression on Samantha's face! :)

Kirk H said...

Ha! Love Samantha's expression too. You nailed it. She gives one of my favorite goofy-yet-horribly-painful death-faces this side of pot-puffin' Jack in the original.

I would love to see one this Valentine's Day for my favorite slasher, 1981's MY BLOODY VALENTINE, especially your version of Sylvia the Human Shower!

scarina said...

You really captured Banana Girl's gross Banana Drool well.